Pain in the Butt

I’m 38 years old.  I don’t look good in a G-string, never have and never will!  So, why do I have a whole drawer full of them?  They’re impractical, uncomfortable and unflattering!  To put it simply they’re a pain in the butt!  My friends swear by them but they don’t have children!

These girls can get away with it:

But, I look more like this:

So, I’ve decided to burn them!  It’s a bit drastic I know, but I can’t sling them into the Oxfam Recycling Box (that would be gross) and they’re useless as dust rags. (do note my attention to Health and Safety)

It’s not as significant as Bra burning in the 60’s but it sure was liberating!  Now I have more room in my lingerie drawer for these sexy numbers, which may not look flattering but they sure do help!

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7 Responses

  1. Ah yes, the big knicker – I’m a fan!

  2. i cannot think of anything more un-hygeinic than having a cheese wire up your bum.i have only worn them once or twice and they are killers. Luckily my hubs thinks that they are revolting too and prefers the *fuller pant* . so for the record i am very much on your side and at my age and body shape after 5 kids will not be taking my clothes off for anyone but him anyway.

  3. The only time I wear them is in the bedroom. They’re uncomfortable and pointless!

  4. Never wore them, not even when thin and single. They are a horrible invention and when a woman says “but they’re really comfortable” I wince. Such an outright lie, right in my face!

    Besides, my dear husband dislikes most types of so-called “sexy lingerie”, so I’m totally off the hook, literally.

  5. I used to love g-strings but I do love me a bigger knicker these days – yet another thing i never thought I would say and sign of getting of old. Sigh.

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